Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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