She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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