Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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