There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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