Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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