waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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