She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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