I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
