I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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