I'm gonna have a badass scar
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Shame is for Republicans.
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