I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Your cock deserves a montage
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I got inside last night via doggy door
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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