Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
