ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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