We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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