I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Randomize
