census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
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And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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