Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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