Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
