haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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