last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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