Yo dont text me then not text me
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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