Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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