After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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