My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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