you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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