He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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