I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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