I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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