these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
either way he was missing a nipple.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
