I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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