who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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