he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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