3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You work out of a Hotel?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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