the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
