Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
