'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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