Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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