Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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