R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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