She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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