Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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