RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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