the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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