Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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