Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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