have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
