I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
True college students do jello shots in the library
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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