Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks