didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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