haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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