This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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