Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
